Tobacco Connoisseur Pillows

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

Smoking

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Baking

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'