To-do Tactician Pillows

'I've got nothing to do and not enough time to do it.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

To do before Saturday...

Building business relations.

Genius

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Careful. You still have that new-employee smell.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

CEO.

Wi-Fi password?

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'