To-do List Warrior Gifts

'Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop putting things off.'

To do before Saturday...

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

God's Sticky Notes

Monday around 9PM.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

"See you in the morning."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.