To-do List Warrior Gifts

'Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop putting things off.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

To do before Saturday...

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Monday around 9PM.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"See you in the morning."

Psychiatry. On the highway of life, I can't maintain the minimum speed.

Xmas List.

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.