"What is the first item on the to do list?"
To-do List Dodger Pillows
Add a touch of humor to any room with pillows that celebrate the art of procrastination. Soft, stylish, and fun, these pillows are a perfect gift for the to-do list dodger.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."
"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."
"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."
Homework flavored dog food
"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"Any yet he's always on my case."
"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"
'The homework ate my dog.'
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
Musical Chairs...
"If only you could do this in real life..."
"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."
"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'
'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'
To-do List Dodger Pillows Collection
To-do List Dodger Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the to-do list dodger with witty, humorous designs—perfect for brightening up every coffee break.
To-do List Dodger Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the humorous essence of the to-do list dodger—perfect for personalizing any room with wit and charm.
To-do List Dodger T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that humorously highlight the to-do list dodger’s playful side—ideal for casual wear that sparks smiles.