Title-free Advocate Gifts

'I'm sorry but we don't have a president or anyone with a title here!'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Detention Center

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

Lady Justice.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'It's a silent protest.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Good News

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."