Tissue Juggler Pillows

"She's always got her nose in a book."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Took On Too Much

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Monday around 9PM.

Stress

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Quicksands of time

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Children.

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Time Run

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'