Tired But Loving Pillows

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"First break since 2008."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

The Common Sutra.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Let's get this party started!'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

I don't understand why I need a referral from my primary-care doctor to see a specialist I've already seen, who told me himself to come back for a follow-up visit. That's just the way it works. You'll also need a referral from your tailor before we can put you in a hospital gown.

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

'I think it's called 'bonding'.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Cold Call

Sympathetic Friends

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

Love is a many splinted thing....

"You're telling me about stress?"

Chub Chub!

Pope Francis

"I tho tired."

'We're both dog-tired.'

"I can't believe I've just had to waste three days going on that training."

'I want my mommy.'

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

"Sometimes, my parents can't buy dinner."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

The Loyal Dog