Tire Store Employees Prints

"You must be new on the job."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

How much would you take off for cash?

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Excess

'This must be the work clothes section.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"They're a little tight."

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Any chance of some credit?"

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"You never complain when the ball game goes into overtime!"

"Here's your receipt so you can bring it back when you remember how old you are."