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"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Houdini's Dog

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Lion!'

'He went that way, quick!'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Artisanal Pottery

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Dairy Potter.