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"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Houdini's Dog

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Wow. You're amazing!

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'He went that way, quick!'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Artisanal Pottery

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Lion!'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'