Tiny Tykes In The Ring Pillows

'I can't see you either...'

Football Fans

"He likes it."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Baby Screen Time

Yoga with Baby

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Googoo

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"They have so much in common."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

They're class action figures.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

School

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

The Ground Floor