Tiny Trial Tyke Pillows

They're class action figures.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Yoga with Baby

School trip little porters.

Googoo

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Free the Downtown Three!

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

School

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'

'I can't see you either...'

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

Akme Legal Firm - Special! All you can Sue!

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

Precocious child unsatisfied with his new pony

Wine with a straw

'First, you must empty your mind...'