Tiny Tv Buffs Pillows

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Baby Screen Time

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"We need to walk."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."