Tiny Travelers Pillows

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

School trip little porters.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Car Journey.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'