Tiny Travelers Mugs

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

School trip little porters.

"Ah...here they are!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'Anything to declare?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Car Journey.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'