Tiny Snow Adventurers Pillows

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"When did she start crawling?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Outside with that!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Running out of Gas.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Football fan

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"