Tiny Touchscreen Users Pillows

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Bring out yer books!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

The Book Club

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Teamwork

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.