Tiny Tacticians Pillows

'Kids today, they grow up so fast, he's already making makeshift body armour...'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

My first mistake.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

This Amount of Computer Code

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Stone Age

They're inflatable trade barriers!

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

Wi-Fi password?

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Helms Burton Titulo III