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'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Little Piano

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

America needs smaller cars.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Man drives small car.

Nowadays when we say 'front yard,' we mean it literally.