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"The horizontal stripes make the master bedroom feel wider."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Football Fans

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Maybe clean out your wallet

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Castle Efficiency

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"That's your tiny house!"

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

'I prefer it this way.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."