Green Space Optimizer T-Shirts

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Let's get organized

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Maybe clean out your wallet

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"That's your tiny house!"

A Bubble of Countryside.

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

'I prefer it this way.'

Urban Gardens

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

The murphy desk

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.