Tiny Paws Psychologist Pillows

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Tabletop Theatre

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"They think I don't have a clue."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"How small will he get?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

Baby

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

Hamster.

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

Children playing divorcees

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

Social Security or Bust.

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'Kids today, they grow up so fast, he's already making makeshift body armour...'

"Sure, potty training is your ticket into society, but you lose the primeval freedom of diapers."