Tiny Dog Enthusiast Pillows

"How small will he get?"

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Pony Rides

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Hamster.

'That's no stray, walk your wife's dog in your own time, Simkins!'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Most Annoying Bark

"That's not fair!"

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

"The usual, please, Ken."

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

Hamster Land

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

"I said I was sorry, but it was the only cone the vet had available."

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.