Small Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're such a good listener."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

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