Tiny Gardener In Training Gifts

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Show and Tell.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Do you have garden pests?'

"How small will he get?"

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Planting Joy

Bonsai trees.

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

Bonsai Gardener

Hairdryer Hurricane

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

My tiny garden.

Scarecrows.

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

Bonsai lawnmower.

"This side's for Brassicas,with potatoes in the middle, and soft fruit over there.""It's very ambitious for a window box."

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'

"These 'tiny houses' are all the rage nowadays."