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'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baby Piano

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Double Bass

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Little Piano

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Bass Clef

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Sippy cup holders!"