Tiny Drummers Gifts

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

The No No No's

Four children playing the flute.

Child driving a toy car

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Mood Swings.

Leaping

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

The Drummer

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Home school marching band"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Little Piano

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Children playing percussion instruments.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

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