Tiny Drummers T-Shirts

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

The No No No's

Four children playing the flute.

Child driving a toy car

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

One!

The Drummer

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Leaping

Mood Swings.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Home school marching band"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Little Piano

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Gangster Babies

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."