Tiny Chef Prints

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Children's Feast.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Scales

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

Toddler restaurants

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

Hangry

"But mom - it IS a well balanced meal."