Little Chef Prints

Little chef.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Scales

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"But mom - it IS a well balanced meal."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Children's Feast.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

Boy baking a cake.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Making Christmas Pudding.

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

Toddler restaurants

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."