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'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'Another nice wave.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Sunblock

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Tin Man Visits New York

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

John Ruskin

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Twins

Sun Umbrella

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Machine

"I have nothing to hide."

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"