Tin Can Collector Prints

'I warned you about eating so much canned food.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My compliments to the can opener."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Rough justice

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Lager Drinker.

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

Grocery Store Gravity

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Instant winner trash can

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Beer Fancier

Recycling station