Tin Can Collector Mugs

'I warned you about eating so much canned food.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My compliments to the can opener."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Rough justice

Lager Drinker.

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Grocery Store Gravity

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Instant winner trash can

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"I used to own a grocery store. When I lost twenty carts in a single day, I decided to change businesses."

Recycling station

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.