Can Collector Prints

'Mr. Cosgrove is a collector, he collects aluminium cans.'

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

"Now that they're starting to raise the minimum wage, they should raise the bottle and can recycle refund."

Grocery Store Gravity

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Pet Foods

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Heavy syrup

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

Lager Drinker.

British Summertime

Combs

"Another miss, sir."

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

Beer Fancier