Timing Whiz Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

The first car accident.

"Google car."

Evolution.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Maths is fun!'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

Math Teacher

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

The Invention of the Wheel

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Early Tech Support

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Essex computer.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."