Timing Anarchist Pillows

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Safe!'

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

Valentine's Day

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Doing timeout changes a guy.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

"Could you keep it down please!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

Bonfire of the Paperwork

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

Egg race.

"Timing is important in investing."

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."