Audio Anarchist Pillows

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Could you keep it down please!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Recording Studio

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Any messages while I was out?'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

A woman listening to an audio guide

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"William, take the relaxation tape out of the stereo!"

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"I never had time for picture books until I started listening to them."

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?