Avian Anarchist Pillows

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'Any messages while I was out?'

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

Blackbirds.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Punktuation Marks.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"Could you keep it down please!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."