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"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Desert Island BBQ

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Did you finish the business plan and out look for the next five years?'

Gymnast tangled up.

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

"I think you misunderstood our new work from home policy-- you work eight hours here at the office, then you get to take your work home with you."

'You're vaarking too aard,'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"