Timeout Seeker T-Shirts

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Ancient Racing

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Black hole setting

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Artist on the Beach

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Computer Controlled Car

'Nice graphics.'

"Set already!"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Cow outboard engine

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Sunset Attraction

Working Holiday.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'