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"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

Grand Opening

Dawn Chorus.

The wedding planner took care of everything.

The Fiddler crab.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

Man playing a book like a violin.

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'