Timeless Dancer Gifts

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'I'm too hot to trot.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

One!

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

The Stripper

"We haven't danced in ages."

Leaping

Disco Dancing

Scot country dancing,

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ballerina

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

As you like it - 'You can say what you want, the Ancient is always beautiful...' 'Yes, dear wife, in marble...'

Bell Bottoms

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."