
Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.
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Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."
Olga's Biological Clocks.
"It's time to wake up!"
'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'
Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.
Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.
Pound sign in an hourglass.
'DO you know what time we start here?'
'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'
Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!
Outstanding Time Management
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
"I charge by the grain."
Cuckoo bird in office.
'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'
'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'
"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."
"I'll pencil you in for recess."
Danger Quicksand
Policeman's face reveals clock.
Do' you have the time?'
'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'
'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'
'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'
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