Timekeeper Ponderer Prints

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Waiting for Pants

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"It's time to wake up!"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'