Time Whisperer Gifts

'I often come here to unwind.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Computer Expert

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

WWW.World.com

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.