Time-wasting Innovator Pillows

"You kids have it made. When I was a kid, we had to make up our own ways to waste time."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

World's cheapest car

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'It keeps me sane!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Odd Spas

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

How to Rise with the Sun

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!