Time Waster Extraordinaire Pillows

"I've spent endless hours comparing exactly 825,207 brands of car insurance before I realised that I don't even drive. . ."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Travelogue

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Outstanding Time Management

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Boss With Whistle.

Bummer Time Streaming

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"I thought you gave up TV."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"You keep impeccable time."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

Sundials showing different timnezones.

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.