Time-traveling Yogi Pillows

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

You had me at vintage.

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Took On Too Much

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"You'll get over him."

Quicksands of time

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'