Time-traveling With Shows Pillows

"You've mellowed - I remember you turning off this programme on disgust when it was first shown in 2005."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Cord cutter

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Swing dancers.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It's about time."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

Time Machine Collision.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I come from the future."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

Atomic Bear: Part 18

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."