Time-traveling Wit Prints

'Here come two of them now -- Set clubs on 'stun.''

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

Before Instagram

First Speeding Fine.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Caveman Dictionaries

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'I'm just going online...'

"Daddy likes to be really... really early for flights."

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Me invent the wheel!'

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

'I don't think you can just claim to have invented doctoring. I mean. . . don't you have to be medically trained or something?'

Hello Mr. Babcock, this is 1983 calling.

Prehistoric Pizza Delivery

Busy, Hargreaves?

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

'Boy, you leave it parked for one lousy minute!'

"But neighbor Schultz get ten." "Our toon get two likes." "Good grief."