Time-traveling Humorist Prints

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Physician tending a mummy.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Time management office worker

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'